i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Randomize
