He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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