Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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