I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Randomize
