porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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