Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
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