I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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