I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I have post one night stand depression
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