Jerry, you need to find god
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Randomize
