She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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