Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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