i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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