No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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