Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
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i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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