I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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