And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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