Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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