I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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