It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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