He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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