just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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