hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
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My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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