I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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