So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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