love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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