Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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