I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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