it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I have aggressive nipples.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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