Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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