i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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