She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
