Is it normal to miss your booty call?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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