Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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