In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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