I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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