adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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