some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Just high enough for therapy.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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