We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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