This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize