What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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