now i know why i became what i already was.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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