oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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