I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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