Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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