I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
please come you make the beer taste better
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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