i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
they need to just BURY HIM!
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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