Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
this just has baby written all over it
you mean i was at the winter classic?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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