there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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