If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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