I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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