i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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