today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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