Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
You are a genius and a whore.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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