shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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