my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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