Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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